Vacation in ‘Jellystone’ Country
Jack: “Ooh, I know where we should go for vacation!”
Jill: “Really??? Where, Aruba? Grand Cayman?
Jack: “Uh… no.”
Jill: “Hawaii???”
Jack: “Guess again.”
Jill: “Galveston? Panama City?”
Jack: (silence)
Jill: “Whoa boy.”
The snows are coming down in the high country and that can only mean one thing; it’s time to plan your winter escapay! If you are a nature-freak and enjoy skiing and/or snowmobiling, you are already aware of the ‘super volcano’ known as Yellowstone Country! The various quaint towns are picture-perfect, the powder is deep, the terrain is incredible and the crowds are nonexistent. All that with a virtually endless supply of Mother Nature’s finest! If you’re visiting for the first time, get ready for a paradigm shift! What follows are some pointers. Do with them as you please.
Don’t be in a rush and be sure to experience some non-traditional adventures. Dog sledding is something you won’t soon forget. These puppies love trekking their loads through the forests while you enjoy the scenery and the thrill of the experience.
Hiking is alive and well in the winter. Simply rent some snowshoes and hit many of the same trails you would explore in the summer months. You’ll find local parks converted into ice rinks, so pack your skates!
Skijoring is huge out West. Just think of it; a horseback rider pulling YOU on skis over a course of jumps and obstacles. Its go be great!
Jill: “Exactly what kind of obstacles are you referring to???”
If you’re a skier or snowboarder, you can often find great ski packages if you purchase multiple days or in advance of your stay. If the resort doesn’t have slope side lodging, inquire about ski and stay packages in town; many hotels partner with local ski areas
Cross Country (Nordic) Skiing is what you do in this country. Rendezvous Cross Country Ski Trails in West Yellowstone, Lone Mountain Ranch in Big Sky and Crosscut Mountain Sports Center in Bozeman all take pride in their immaculately groomed trails. There are several closed golf courses as well as mountain roads to explore. Try Hyalite Canyon; the experience is top notch!
Snowmobiling (they are also known as, snow machines) has come a long way with cushy heated seats and handles and are much quieter contraptions. You can also find extra warm clothes to protect you from the elements. If you are experienced, rentals are available. If you’re not, go the guided route. And always remember, you are on a machine similar to that like a motorcycle. You CAN get hurt so be “smaht, Mikey”!
“Fish gotta swim” (birds gotta eat) even if it’s winter. Ice fishing on Hebgen Lake or Cooney Reservoir can produce some fat-arse trout! D-rool, d-rool!
Yellowstone National Park becomes a true winter wonderland. The road from Gardiner to Cooke City stays open all year, but the rest of the park’s roads close to motorized traffic. Don’t worry, you can experience the park through guided snowmobile and snow-coach tours.
The weather is unpredictable. It can fluctuate from sunny skies and moderate temperatures to snowy and cold within hours. Bring lots of layers, snow boots and your fuzzies (hats, mittens, scarves). If you are renting a car, it NEEDS to be 4-wheel/all-wheel drive.
The are museums and cultural stuff galore. Even the smallest of towns generally have centers where you can learn about the history of the area. Music venues, theaters and art galleries abound. In West Yellowstone, check out the Grizzly and Wolf Discovery Center to learn about these magnificent animals up close and personal.
FOOD! Many restaurants source local food and change their menus with the season. Hearty and diverse meats, soups and pastas are favorites, and it’s not hard to find a gourmet hot cocoa or handcrafted cocktail. Craft beer lovers will not be disappointed; the brewery scene is alive and well.
Getting here is easier than you might think. Bozeman Yellowstone International Airport has 16 nonstop flights from major cities across the United States.
Bonus… Winter bears ARE DEADLY. Don’t assume Yogi is sleeping. Stay alert & be safe!